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Post by ~~*Buffy Bloom*~~ on Feb 3, 2006 21:20:05 GMT
"Junkie." ~ Zak "Paraletic." ~ Moi "Well that says a lot...!" ~ Mr. Brown
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Post by Kiwi on Feb 4, 2006 12:44:59 GMT
Tom [year 9 Tom] said this VERY loudly and randomly in the middle of mathz when the room was quiet: " JUST FIRE THE GOD DAMN PEN!!!"
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Post by Kiwi on Feb 6, 2006 17:09:28 GMT
winky: hi ryu, soz mum stole the comp Ryu Hayabusa: Report it to the police Kiwi: :: claps slowly :: that was masterful... Ryu Hayabusa: Thanks Kiwi: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn’t Ryu? Ryu Hayabusa: Whatcasm ? Kiwi: ... :: bangs head on table ::
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Post by ~~*Buffy Bloom*~~ on Feb 6, 2006 20:47:50 GMT
"I would like some water please..." ~ Jonathan Ross "Wawa?" ~ Random American Air Hostess "No...water..." ~ Jonathan Ross "Wawa???" ~ Random American Air Hostess "No! Water! Fizzy water!" ~ Jonathan Ross "Fuzzy Wawa? ??" ~ Random American Air Hostess
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Post by Stacie on Feb 7, 2006 14:25:43 GMT
"I would like some water please..." ~ Jonathan Ross "Wawa?" ~ Random American Air Hostess "No...water..." ~ Jonathan Ross "Wawa???" ~ Random American Air Hostess "No! Water! Fizzy water!" ~ Jonathan Ross "Fuzzy Wawa? ??" ~ Random American Air Hostess Hehe i've seen him do that joke before! ;D My friend after disussing feminism in soaps. Ko: Im beginning to think i know way too much about soaps.
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Post by ~~*Buffy Bloom*~~ on Feb 7, 2006 22:51:43 GMT
"Listen, it isn't hard. We'd all walk out and you'd hear, "Waaaahhh." Then you'd hear, "BLAAAHHHHHH!!!" and we'd be like, "Okay, Brad's on set." ~ George Clooney, in an interview about Ocean's Twelve, Empire Magazine.
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Post by Stacie on Feb 9, 2006 11:53:34 GMT
'Who dat dere?' - the annoying presenter guy of Quizmania i was watching in the early morning because i couldn't sleep
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Post by ~~*Buffy Bloom*~~ on Feb 21, 2006 18:25:44 GMT
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" ~ Brain "I think so, Brain, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai..." ~ Pinky
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Post by ~~*Buffy Bloom*~~ on Mar 8, 2006 16:39:01 GMT
"I'm the Muslim Catholic...from the streets of Cape Town...roaming the world...from Debenhams to Debenhams..." Toby during R.E. lesson, in a low threatening voice with wide eyes.
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Post by Kiwi on Mar 8, 2006 17:19:33 GMT
"The fire-fighter is dressed in a shiny, white, fire-retarding suit." - From an actual Science G.C.S.E paper! lmao
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Post by ~~*Buffy Bloom*~~ on Mar 28, 2006 19:15:56 GMT
"I acquired a very, very painful splinter when we did the Buckleberry Ferry thing... I was nearly hospitalized." [Billy] "He was in tears, he was sweating, he almost fainted. And it was about the size of a…" [Dom] "A house." [Billy] "It was like half the size of a matchstick." [Dom] "Yeah, but I think it was made of platinum or something."
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Post by ~~*Buffy Bloom*~~ on Apr 25, 2006 18:51:25 GMT
"Nobody leaves my tequila worm dangling in the wind!" *BOOM!* ~ Alejandro, The Legend of Zorro
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Post by Kiwi on May 13, 2006 21:11:36 GMT
In the ending credits of Chicken Run
Nick: The egg, obviously. Rolling along, happy as Larry, then CRACK! Hatchs into the first chicken. Fetcher: Yeah, but where'd the egg come from then? N: What d'you mean "where'd it come from?" F: Egg comes rolling along, happy as Larry. It's wondering, where'd it come from? Without a chicken, you get no egg to come rolling along. N: Well conversly without an egg to hatch into the chicken there will be no chicken to lay the other egg that hatchs into the chicken that lays the egg i mentioned in the first place F: So we got two eggs now? N: No...we're still talkin' about the very first egg F: Yeah, what about the very first chicken? N: Is the very first egg aren't you listenin'? Rocky: Er guys- guys? Trying to enjoy paraside over here... Nick: Oh, sorry, guv Fetcher: Beg your pardon Nick: Won't happen again Rocky: Thanks [pause] Nick: Gitface Fetcher: Pillock N: Thinks he's such a big shot 'cause he's got his name on a poster. Showbiz folk are all the same... F: The rats are the stars N: Yeah, they are, of course they are. We do all the hard work. He gets all the credit F: He gets everythin', dunnhe N: Yes, he does, everythin' F: You said it mate N: I know...
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Post by Kiwi on May 13, 2006 21:13:34 GMT
"Oh god... I fat kid eatting a hotdog... it's like watching a train wreck..." - Jam
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